Your father was assistant regional sales manager when he was your age. Leave him along, mom. Where's Uncle Al? It doesn't take 30 minutes to wash your hands. Every girl in my foursome has grandkids. How much longer do you have to wear that ankle monitor, mom? What do you do on Father's Day? Mason! Sit down before I count to three. One ... Two ... Two and a half ... Don't they have gyms near you? You know if you're not married at your age, people start to talk. Mom!! I need to go wash my hands. Can I go ... No! This is why I hate eating family style ... Leaving? You just got here!!
Mike du Jour
I was going to. Tomorrow. Ok today. Yes. No. He told me to floss more. Tuesday. No I don't need a coupon. I will. Love you too. Happy Father's Day. 'Bye. My dad's exhausting! Robert Frost said, "You don't have to deserve your mother's love … you have to deserve your father's." He's right. Who're you calling? My mom.