I really admire you women! You have the power to bring new life into the world! There's a mother goddess in each one of you! Actually, I'm trying to get my tubes tied. But you still have that nurturing goddess energy! In only we men had your ability to nurture children! Actually, I hate children. And you women are so communicative! We man always try to compete when we talk but you women really listen! You know how to empathize! We men could learn. Would you shut up?! And you women are so peaceful! We men start wars, but you women have so much to teach us about non-violence. BLAM! Are you sure you're a woman? Yup.
"Carpe Diem!" You people with aids are so inspiring! You live for the moment! You see how short and precious life is, and live every second to the fullest! Not like the rest of us! We're so bogged down thinking about our futures, we don't live for today! In a way I envy you! It must be great to have that kind of attitude! BLAM! Yup.
"Follow Your Blues." I'm working hard in school to ensure a successful future! I'm slacking off to draw cartoons. I'm attending a respected four-year university! I'm dropping out to draw cartoons. I'm working at a job I hate at a large, faceless corporation because it's secure! I'm drawing cartoons! I got fired and there are no more jobs. I'm still drawing cartoons! I've basically wasted my entire life doing things I didn't enjoy in pursuit of a "future" that was a lie! I'm drawing cartoons, which is exactly what I've always wanted to do! Blam! Moral: Stay in school and work with the system!